Friday, July 3, 2009
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
So Blog.com
Friday, June 19, 2009
Currently,
Thursday, June 18, 2009
Arr.
Monday, June 15, 2009
Hmm.
No, I’m drawing a blank.
In other news, there are only three episodes of Eli Stone left for the Sci-Fi Channel to show. I’ve become strangely addicted to what is essentially Aly McBeel with a twist. In my defence, Mark Verheiden is one of the producers behind it, and he’s a solid writer – his Squadron Supreme: Hyperion Vs. Nighthawk comics miniseries was far better than it needed to be. But still. Eli Stone is a law show. I’ll be watching Law & Order next.
No, I really won’t.
Saturday, June 13, 2009
Aha.
Well, not that interesting. At least, not to anyone other than me. And not even to me that much either.
Friday, June 12, 2009
As I just pointed out on twitter,
Apparently,
So if you’re ever in China, and happen to say to someone, “Hello, can I use your lighter,” you might actually be saying “Can I masturbate into your vagina?”
OK,
Is this of interest to anyone but me?
No.
Do I care?
No.
But if I don’t care, why am I asking myself these questions in the first place?
I… I don’t know.
Should I stop asking myself questions?
Yes. Please stop. It’s getting a little strange. I’m… I feel like I’m splitting into two people.
Two people?
Yes, two peo– now stop that. I asked you to stop. I mean I asked me to stop.
So what you’re saying is, you want me to stop?
DON’T LIKE IT DON’T LIKE IT.
…
I’d better stop.