By dose id bugged ub.
That time of year again. Snot running like a mountain brook, nose blocked when it’s not streaming, reddened eyes making me look like a victim of some MI6 sleep deprivation technique. Bloody hayfever. Suffered from it for as long as I can remember, and it never gets any better. So while friends make plans to loaf in the sunshine outside pubs, I avoid the open air as much as possible, thus preserving my deathly palour.
I hate you all.
