Thursday, June 28, 2007

Snubbed.

Expectations have been high all morning here at Louix XIV (Sun King) Magna: furtive glances at my mobile every few minutes; an obscene variation on ‘pocket billiards’, as I rummaged in my trousers for my pager and then realised I didn’t actually have one; all for the purpose of awaiting what I believed would be the inevitable call from Gordon Brown inviting me to join his new cabinet.

And now that wait is over: the bastard didn’t call. He did, however, send me a text. No words, just this picture:

Charming. Well he can stuff his cabinet. I’m too good for it anyway.

Still…

…I suppose there’s always the chance of a junior ministerial post tomorrow…

Posted by Louis XIV, 'The Sun King' in 14:38:51
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  1. hey,where are you from??can u email me please,thx

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