Swearing’s For Art Students
Fuck me with a broomhandle we had a lot of views yesterday, presumably the result of a post that was essentially offensive and sweary, you shower of fucking twats. Clearly this is the fucking way forward, you cockmunching felchmeisters. Off Message’s limited readership of fucktards and wankstains evidently responds to being sworn at and abused, like the shitting tossweasels you obviously are. So fuck right off and shove a fucking great spiky pineapple up your swollen fucking bell-ends, you shit-loving piss-drinking bunch of spunk-guzzling cheesefuck cunts.
