Blog, you bore me.
You’re still telling me that no one is viewing you, even though I know that to be not the case. On top of that, it’s now become impossible to view anything other than the first ten posts on screen in each archived month, thus consigning my countless other pearls of wit and wisdom to the intervoid. Where have the little ‘older posts’ directional things at the bottom of the page gone? Why have your archives expunged the vast majority of my posts? Do you hate me, blog? Is that it? Have you finally tired of my futile wittering and decided to enact a complicated strategy of half-arsed revenge? Is it really that personal? Because you should know that, ultimately, I have the power. At the touch of a button I could delete you from meta-existence. You need me, blog. Much more, I feel, than I need you…
