Selling shit
I have been selling shit on eBay. Thus far I’ve sold two things, one of which (a sofa) went for an OK amount, the other (a 7″ record which I bought for £3.99 a year ago) for an extortionate amount. I am now selling another record. If that goes well (and it is so far), I might sell more shit. In fact, I might sell all my shit. Everything. And when I run out of shit to sell, I might sell my relatives. And then my friends. And then my body. And then my mind. And then my soul.
Or have I already sold that?
