Off Message

to blog these days? Not me, it seems. And so Off Message sits there, unloved. Poor old Off Message. Have you at last outlived your usefulness?

I’m tired.

So the new look blog is (almost) a hit with, er, one person, i.e. Clasp. I can’t make my mind up about it personally. I either think it looks nicely contemporary, in that oh-so-hip purposefully awkward kind of way, or it just looks a bit shit. Probably the latter. Still, I can’t be arsed to fiddle with it any more, even though the header image isn’t placed quite right (it’d be good to have Louis’ eyes showing, as they were before), so we’re all stuck with it. Tough shit, suckers.

I saw Graham Norton the other day. I was walking down a barren back street in Southwark, and ahead of me a bloke was feeding a parking meter. Being the incredibly observant individual that I am, I completely ignored him as I approached, until I heard two girls coming down the road from the other direction go “Ooh, Graham Norton; I really like him.”

Graham Norton – for it was indeed he – continued feeding his meter, affecting a studied air of obliviousness, until one of these women piped up: “His new show starts next week.”

“This week,” he muttered, without looking up.

That’s a bit better. Nice clean look. Let’s see how long it takes for those tits at Blog.com to fuck it up again.

that I’ve got pissed off with my blog looking like it’s been designed by a myopic amputee and have decided to try out a new look. I’ve yet to find anything I’m happy with. This’ll do for now I suppose.