Alright, I know.
I haven’t written anything here in a while. I have been feeling guilty about it, although evidently not guilty enough to do anything about it.
Until now.
I sense a bold new era approaching for Off Message. The winds are changing, the tides turning, the leaves falling from, or possibly even returning to the trees. A brave new world is rushing towards us, a world where Off Message gets updated regularly with hilarious entries stuffed with penetrating insight and pithy jokes. It’s a world I yearn for, but, conversely, a world that can only come into being if I pull my fucking finger out and do something about it. And really: how likely d’you think that is?
