Wanker
A friend has pointed out that if Off Message really is akin to wanking, I should be posting a lot more often than I am. A fair point, well made.
In other news, I’ve quit my job. And now I’m in that weird dead zone where, effectively, I’ve already left in my head, and nothing really matters anymore. All those terribly pressing issues and seemingly nightmarish problems which once kept me awake at night no longer have any hold over me. It’s like going on holiday to an office. Which isn’t as pleasant as it might at first sound. For one, the entertainment leaves a lot to be desired, consisting as it does of the whir of the air conditioning, the clattering of keyboards and the occasional special guest appearance by an attractive marketing or press lass as she wafts past on her way to the kitchen.
Perhaps I’ll go for a wank.
