Off Message

I’ve been updating Move to the Country more than I have Off Message, and yet Off Message still gets more hits. Stick with what you know, eh?

I’ve created a new blog, called Move to the Country. As you can see for yourselves if you click through one of the many links I’m annoyingly scattering throughout this post.

Yeah, I know. Twat.

we’re still getting views though. Who on earth could still be looking at Off Message considering it hasn’t been updated in yonks is beyond me, but there you go. I might start a new blog actually. Because, well, why fail to regularly update one barely-looked-at blog when you can fail to update two? If I do start this second blog, I will call it Move to the Country. Because that’s what I’m doing. Watch this space. Evidently, some of you already are.

There you are. D’you know, I’d forgotten all about you until this morning. How callous of me. How heartless. How could you have slipped my mind so definitively? It was only when the train left Wivelsfield on the way to Lewes this morning, and the great green wall of the South Downs hoved into view in the distance, towering over the cow-pocked flood plains below, and I thought to myself, I really must write about that view while I’m still commuting down, that you popped into my head, blog. And again, just now, when I was reading about Johnny Vegas groping some poor woman on stage, and thought to myself, I could probably find something to say about that in my blog. So here we are again. Just you and I, blog. The two of us. Reunited. And it feels so good…