Apparently,
the Cantonese word for ‘hello’ is very close to the word for female genitalia. Also, the Cantonese word for ‘lighter’ is very close to the word for male self-pleasuring.
So if you’re ever in China, and happen to say to someone, “Hello, can I use your lighter,” you might actually be saying “Can I masturbate into your vagina?”
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