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Louis XIV, 'The Sun King' — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 09:39:01 +0000

having to go through Safari every time to access this bloody thing has pissed me off enough that I've resurrected my blogger.com blog, Existential Ennui 2 – now re-named Existential Ennui, as this blog was originally called. Here it is:

http://existentialennui.blogspot.com/

This place can fuck right off.

So Blog.com

Louis XIV, 'The Sun King' — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 08:46:58 +0000

have moved to a new system or some technical shit like that and now I can’t log into my blog on Firefox. I’m having to go through Safari instead. Not that this is a huge effort; it just took me over a week to work out how to get round it. Mind you, now that I have, I find I have nothing terribly interesting to say. As usual.

Um.

Well it’s hot at the moment.

…

Yeah, that’s about it.

Currently,

Louis XIV, 'The Sun King' — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 15:09:32 +0000

I am eating a Twix. I am biting off the biscuit base and then eating the caramel topping, like a five-year-old. I am unapologetic about this.

Arr.

Louis XIV, 'The Sun King' — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 10:05:29 +0000

Avast me hearties. Splice the mainsail. Shiver me timbers. Arr.

Hmm.

Louis XIV, 'The Sun King' — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 16:04:49 +0000

Blog view stats have dropped back down to disappointing/negligible levels. I must find something interesting/outrageous to write about. Like, er…

No, I’m drawing a blank.

In other news, there are only three episodes of Eli Stone left for the Sci-Fi Channel to show. I’ve become strangely addicted to what is essentially Aly McBeel with a twist. In my defence, Mark Verheiden is one of the producers behind it, and he’s a solid writer – his Squadron Supreme: Hyperion Vs. Nighthawk comics miniseries was far better than it needed to be. But still. Eli Stone is a law show. I’ll be watching Law & Order next.

No, I really won’t.

My

Louis XIV, 'The Sun King' — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 09:24:38 +0000

back’s killing me. Jesus.

Aha.

Louis XIV, 'The Sun King' — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 09:28:44 +0000

Another spike in the number of views. Interesting…

Well, not that interesting. At least, not to anyone other than me. And not even to me that much either.

As I just pointed out on twitter,

Louis XIV, 'The Sun King' — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 16:11:45 +0000

am I not a magnificent specimen? Is my hair not pleasing to the eye? And my armour not especially grand and gleaming? Truly, I am a vision.

Apparently,

Louis XIV, 'The Sun King' — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 14:06:54 +0000

the Cantonese word for ‘hello’ is very close to the word for female genitalia. Also, the Cantonese word for ‘lighter’ is very close to the word for male self-pleasuring.

So if you’re ever in China, and happen to say to someone, “Hello, can I use your lighter,” you might actually be saying “Can I masturbate into your vagina?”

OK,

Louis XIV, 'The Sun King' — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 12:59:16 +0000

so the new look is showing up now. Although it’s not radically different to previous ‘new looks’. In fact, I think I’ve had this template (and definitely those clouds) before.

Is this of interest to anyone but me?

No.

Do I care?

No.

But if I don’t care, why am I asking myself these questions in the first place?

I… I don’t know.

Should I stop asking myself questions?

Yes. Please stop. It’s getting a little strange. I’m… I feel like I’m splitting into two people.

Two people?

Yes, two peo– now stop that. I asked you to stop. I mean I asked me to stop.

So what you’re saying is, you want me to stop?

DON’T LIKE IT DON’T LIKE IT.

…

I’d better stop.